Wednesday, January 23, 2008

Hey look! Fox News are dumb cunts!



I guess all you can do is laugh right?

Bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh. Let's see how wrong these 'people' are. Italics used for dramatic effect!

-"In some parts of this you'll see full digital nudity" - Actually, in each play through you only have the option to have sex once.

- "The player get's do decide exactly what happens between the two people" - The player does not get to exactly decide what happens between the two characters.

- "Mass Effect is being marketed to kids & Teenagers" - Don't show proof, don't strain yourself.

- Next they talk through a statement given by Microsoft describing their parental controls, this basically nullifies all their to-be arguments.

Cue the Bimbo and 1337 guy. (Who's name is Geoff Keighley. www.gameslice.com)

- Host says she's a bad parent.

- Violence/SEX kills children etc, apparently children decide who they will 'be' when they become an adult as they play Video Games.

- "They don't show women as being values for anything other than their sexuality, and it's a MAN in this game deciding how many women HE wants to be with." - Keep in mind she never actually played the game.

Geoff Keighley - "That's completely incorrect, firstly you can choose to play as either a man OR a woman in the game. Cooper, have you EVER played Mass Effect?"

Moron - "NO?!" she sounds disgusted that he would even ask such a question...

Host talks about how easy it was to watch Mass Effect video's on the INTERNET. Irrelevant.

Moron guest tries to be facetious, but fails. 1337 guy tells her where it's at.

"Boys that play video games cannot tell the difference between what they see in a Video Game and what they see in the real world."

Anyway the rest of the video is people sitting around a table talking how little they know about video games. One of them feels the 2-3 seconds of half-a-boob warrants an Adult Rating.

Also, 'Se'xbox? WTF

[First saw the video at Evo-Gamer.com]

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